Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly
My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.
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The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.
John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.
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those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.
"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."
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When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.
a reference to the meme video : "fart with extra reverb"
"i fart with extra reverb
"OMG OMG"
"Eart my fart," is a pickup line to show how funny you are to your significant other. In many cases, it causes the person to fall in love with you right away. (read our reviews below)
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"i met my roblox girlfriend using eart my fart"
"eart my fart has been a blessing bestowed upon our family."
eart my fart mary!
*mary proceeds to ask u out cause the pickup line was just that good
When a person consumes 12 to 13 loaves of Entenmens all butter pound cake and a severe case of liquid sounding gurgle bursting flatulence ensues and lasts for several hours. The smell appears to linger much much longer than regular flatulence, has an almost intangible adherence to clothes and furniture. After a while the persons but cheeks develops a greasy or buttery like residue.
Fat ass Timmy got into the Entenmens last night and heβs now heβs got a ripe case of butter bubble farts !
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