Pause-Job

Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.

The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"

OF Job

When you pay two different only fans creator to make sucking and moaning noises on a video, then you get two phones and play one video on each phone at the same time, then you jerk your cock with both phones on each sides of your shaft

“He tried to hide the fact he gets OF jobs, but it’s obvious he does”

Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.

Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

Columbian foot job

When you do a line of coke on a hooker's foot.

I heard Rodrigo got a prostitute last night and did the Columbian foot job on her!

guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.

Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.

Cajargle Job

n. an especially disgusting sexual act. pretty hot if your on the recieving end.

Jane - John whats a cajargle job?
John - Exactly:)
Jane - Where did you hear about it?
John - Magic!