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Bassdrops. Lots and lots of bassdrops...and they're all wonderful :)
Oh shit, you've just bassdropped my life!
A disgusting piece of (BLEEP)
You: "hey (me)" Me: "my life is a pit of hell" You: "._. ....Never mind......."
Pain.
Life has the same feeling as a gorilla violently pulling your pubic hair, and the hair keeps regenerating every 2 seconds and there's no way to get them to stop.
A sexually transmitted disease which is contracted by 100% of people at birth. There is currently no cure, and, sadly, always results in death.
Person 1: Why won't that baby shutup?
Person 2: Man, it's got life! What do you expect?!