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Mom

My other man

I'm going to go hang out with my mom!

by Katelynn M Smith March 21, 2023


Mom

Mom is the woman that brought you into this earth. Mom is the woman who makes you breakfast. Mom is the woman who folds your laundry. Mom is the woman who washes the dishes. Mom is the woman who bought you everything that could ever need. Mom is the woman who loves you with all her heart. A mother's love is FOREVER.

Girl from school: Who is that woman?

Me: That is my mom, the beautiful woman that never gave up on me when I needed her.

by censorlav October 5, 2020


MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021


Mom

A mom is the most important woman in the world. She is so hard working and is always cleaning up after her family. She is always busy with many things, and never has any alone time. She is always trying to please her kids even if she can't afford it. She cares so deeply for her family and would break if she drifted from someone she loves. Anyone in the world would be lucky as cheese to have a mom. A mom is a childs best friend. Never use your mon as a slave. She does so much for you. Be greatful for your mom, and do NOT take her for granted. One day you will wake up realizing that she is no longer here with you. God bless all moms💖

I have a mom, and she is my best friend! I love her so much❤❤

by OMG HEYYYY!!! November 20, 2019


mom

a person who give birth to a child and is a female and in some cases are boys (rarely)

i love my mom!

by Emmy(not my real name btw) January 20, 2020


Mom

Some stuped dumb idiot that won't let me have a nerf battle with my friends

"Mom, can me and the bois have a nerfbattle? We will pick up all of the darts please mom"

"Mom can I use the family computer please I'm just doing Khan Academy no tentacle hentai please mom"

by A Homeboy April 30, 2019


Mom

Your mom is sooooo.... Beautiful

Your mom

by Kojoyt November 30, 2020