Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly
My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.
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The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.
John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.
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those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.
"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."
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A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.
What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. ๐คฎ
a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
I cup fart cobra styled John yesterday, he punched me really hard because of it