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The worst thing to grace this world
Dude 1: Hey! I got some stake
Dude 2: Can I make some buffalo chicken dip to complement it?
Dude 1: Murders Dude 2 in a second due to asking if he can make buffalo chicken dip to “complement it”
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A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.
Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?
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Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.
Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.
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The pocket in the top left of your shirt
I have a chicken nugget pocket
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A chicken nugget that tastes way better than others!
Aaron: Whats that?
Me: A chicken frick nugget because it is better than the rest!
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Commenting on someone really stupid or whom gives a stupid answer.
"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.
chicken dick feet
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When you give your girl a nice foot bath consisting of broth and seasoning and then start sucking on her toes
So my girl just came back from a long day of work, so I'm going to give her some chicken feet stew.
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