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present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 10, 2019


Is that God to you

No it isn't God to me you fucking retard

Retard "Is that God to you? Eheh... Eheh..."

Hym "Wrong level of abstraction and you're defaulting back to you're initial assumption which is literally the reason I'm more famous than you."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2023


Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021


sams god of war ps4

a boy called sam that really wants a special edition god of war playstation 4 with a controller.

yo i think hes sams god of war ps4

by Josh0786 April 25, 2018


Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2024


the casserole god

the casserole god is a god, but it's not a god that you can search up, its a god that's on "tiktok" the name is @thecasserolegod and shes a complete god to me she is so good at tiktok and well is the best at drawing she drew a picture of one of her friends, and she did a hole "corpse party" thing so please go follow her on tiktok, but her real name is Cassie!! and this casserole is out

omg! did you see the the casserole gods last video, its so cool!

by casserole! April 28, 2020


God Flow

To reach a new height in one’s life meaning to become legendary.

Did you see Mitchell today? He clearly activated God Flow.

by Anonymous Soldier March 2, 2021