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Sleeping with a girl who denies having a boyfriend, but that you later find out does have a boyfriend. The Bro-note is leaving a note for the boyfriend under the toilet seat to let him know that it happened when he takes his next piss to spare him the misery.
My friend was such a bro the other weekend. He slept with this girl that claimed she was single, but later saw a picture of her boyfriend in her appartment. He then decided to do the only thing a real bro could do in that situation, leave a bro-note. Leave a note for the poor guy under the toilet seat that only he would lift for his next piss.
Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.
If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.
Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.
If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.
Primarily used by hetro cis men, a cave bro refers to people who have shared the same sexual partner.
Damn dawg, you hooked up with Janelle too? Guess we are cave bros now.
A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "
I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.
A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.
A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"
when you get tag teamed by your bros
often you can not walk the next day and will need anal surgery
bro Vitali got broed so hard in his sleep that he is in a wheel chair like Stephen Hawking