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Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code
The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.
Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay
Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.
Such as:
Rule 1. Bros before hoes
Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed
Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners
Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro
Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is
‘Phone rings’
Cole: “hello?”
Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”
Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up
Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”
Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”
Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”
Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”
a term popularized by tiktoker Gabe Escobar to describe a specific genre of movies/albums/tv shows that are well-made, and superficially deep, but mainstream enough to appeal to an audience that does not usually watch or listen to more complex media. the slight, palatable level of art and introspection in these forms of media gives the illusion of being revolutionary amazing to consumers who are more averse to deeper forms of media. movies/albums/tv shows that fall into the genre are typically enjoyed by frat boys due to the fact that they are casually watchable/listenable but still have some deeper meaning that rewards the viewer. however, to an individual who frequently consumes more universally acclaimed and complex media, the frat bro ten movies/albums/tv-shows are considered to be generally good but not groundbreaking in any way.
examples of movies include:
-Interstellar
-Fight Club
-The Wolf of Wallstreet
-Inception
-Goodfellas
-American Psycho
examples of albums include:
-Man on The Moon I & II (Kid Cudi)
-My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (Kanye West)
-Astroworld & Utopia (Travis Scott)
-2014 Forest Hills Drive (J. Cole)
-IYRTITL (Drake)
examples of tv shows include:
-The Sopranos
-Breaking Bad
-Mad Men
-South Park
my boyfriend Chad just made me watch the entirety of The Wolf of Wallstreet, and he said it was the best movie ever made! he also tried to explain and analyze everything going on in it…
omg, sounds like a total douchebag, that movie is such a frat bro 10!
DaQuay: yo was good nigga
Lethaniel: stay back nigga im an apkazy bro
DaQuay: i aint give a fuck nigga, im with the asganiiz
Lethaniel: fuck you and yo asganiiz nigga
DaQuay: *starts shooting*
A subsection of an incel movement called MGTOW, (Men go their own way). The passport bro version are men who still want marriage, but only on their own terms. The MGTOW movement is a cesspool of insecure and uneducated men that "reject marriage", meaning they cant get women and cope using this "movement". Its also usually a shared space with white supremacists and other forms of incel groups. Anyways.. as I stated earlier the passport bro shares the same values but argue that they are owed a traditional wife. This is usually a result of countless rejections from women who see these valueless incels for what they are. The method then usually comes in the form of travelling to poor foreign countries and taking advantage of young and usually desperate women. They do this to feel some sort of self worth and power since they don't get any of that in their normal life. Any man worth his salt sees what they actually are, lonely and weak losers..
Person 1: I'm a pathetic loser that can't get women :(.. What ever should i do?!
Person 2: Hey, you should become a "Passport bros" and pray on desperate and poor women!!
Person 1: That sounds like GREAT IDEA! I'm definitely going to do that! My dick is also small btw!
Women in developed countries have ceased to be dependent on men. They are not economically forced to procreate degenerate traits anymore, and became selective. This has created a sexual vacuum for men with traits unacceptable in respectful relationships, such as viewing women as submissive sexual objects, easy targets for abuse, or decoration.
These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."
This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
If you're done with demands of Western women, join the 'Passport Bros' movement and discover a world where you're truly valued.
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