A booty that is large, square, and flat.
Girl, you better do some squats. You’re getting a boxfan booty.
When you’ve eaten so much ass they you claim the deserve the mantle of the booty captain
You are the jack sparrow of eating ass, you are the booty captain
The most voluptuous, juiciest, chunkiest, most fruity cake in the lord's name.
John: my booty cheeks are getting slapped tonight
Marcus: What the fuck jhon
NOUN~ Being summoned to hangout past open hours to “watch a movie” kiss and later tell your friends about your “crazy hookup.”
“The act of being summoned to kiss after open hours”- Omg **** asked me to watch cars 2 with him, but idk if he’s being intentional or just wants a “grove city college booty call”.
An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”
Person: “no I’m-”
Ali: “ELI!”
Eli: “hello.”
Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”
Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”
Person: “oh- okay”
That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!