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A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.
Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.
(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.
What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮
a machine that reads out the sonic frequency of your fart, the intensity of the smell, and the length of how long it stays in the air. it estimates and draws who the fart belongs to. many detectives use this devise for solving crime.
and everyone in the room suddenly looked at tommy, who had his face on the fart-o-meter screen! they now knew who let out the fart that killed old man Jones
In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.
I cup fart cobra styled John yesterday, he punched me really hard because of it
frog fart syndrome is when u scream everytime u fart
frog fart syndrome: “*farts* AHHHHHHH *farts again* AHHHHHHH *frog jump* *turns into phrog*”