red hot chicago

during the act of heterosexual love-making, the man often tends to want to pull a fast one on his female partner. these "pranks" are often filthy and possibly harmful... but even so, its funny as fuck. but one way he might do so is give his bad bitch the "red hot chicago," which means to soak your condom in frank's red hot before the act of sex. when she notices during and starts to writhe in pain, you then proceed to slap her titties to take her mind off the agonizing burn of your spicy weiner. this, my fellow friends and scholars, is the definition of "red hot chicago."

Man: (thinking to himself) this hoe ate all my fucking bbq porkrinds... what a jerk. she is boutta earn herself a red hot chicago..."

or

Man: "what, you think im some fast-ass nigga? go'n, girl... bend that ass over so i can hook it up wit' a red hot chicago."

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Red Orchestra Mod

A modification for Unreal Tournament 2004. It pits the Russians versus Germans on the Eastern Front of WW2. Most realistic WW2 game ever.

I used my iron sights to take out that German soldier.

I ran some dude over with my half-track.

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red means go

"Red means go" is a game played in a car with your significant other. When one comes to a red light, the two occupants of the car make out until a green light occurs. Where normally red means stop.. the car (and please, do stop the car) red also means go.. start kissing, hence the name "red means go".

Ellen and I were playing red means go on the way home. We didn't see the light change, and there were about 10 cars lined up behind us! They were so angry.

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Red-cracker devil

A small white dog who pees all over your house. Also usually an expensive dog bought from $400 and up. Usually has a nickname like rat or a rodent ofsome type.

Cheyenne your dog Honey is a red-cracker devil

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Red Velvet Cake

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.

John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."

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Red Raider Rash

A generic STD which is prevalent at Texas Tech University and Lubbock, Texas, because Lubbock, Texas doesn't believe in sex ed, or condoms.

I was in Lubbock for a TTU football game, had unprotected sex, and now I am pregnant, and have a bad case of Red Raider Rash.

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Red Dragan

A douche bag named Shuiab. Typically the reason a team will loose a game in Halo: Reach.

Jeff's brother is being a Red Dragan.

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