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Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “
Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
When a man ejaculates into a girl that’s is urinating on his dick
My and my girl make some pickle water last night
Within intercourse, a man ejaculates into a women that is urinating on his penis
Me and my girl made pickle water last night
Caused by peeing in a girl's butt and jumping out the way when you pull out.
I gave that hoe a brown water foutain.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...
When a woman’s genitals are mushy or soggy and smell like pool water
“She had the worst pool water pussy ever