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When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.
"Eart my fart," is a pickup line to show how funny you are to your significant other. In many cases, it causes the person to fall in love with you right away. (read our reviews below)
"eart my fart stabilized my marriage"
"eart my fart instantly made me the best looking person ever"
"i used to have herpes and AIDS but thanks to eart my fart I also have HIV."
"i met my roblox girlfriend using eart my fart"
"eart my fart has been a blessing bestowed upon our family."
eart my fart mary!
*mary proceeds to ask u out cause the pickup line was just that good
When a person consumes 12 to 13 loaves of Entenmens all butter pound cake and a severe case of liquid sounding gurgle bursting flatulence ensues and lasts for several hours. The smell appears to linger much much longer than regular flatulence, has an almost intangible adherence to clothes and furniture. After a while the persons but cheeks develops a greasy or buttery like residue.
Fat ass Timmy got into the Entenmens last night and he’s now he’s got a ripe case of butter bubble farts !
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A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.
Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.
a reference to the meme video : "fart with extra reverb"
"i fart with extra reverb
"OMG OMG"
(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.
Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
frog fart syndrome is when u scream everytime u fart
frog fart syndrome: “*farts* AHHHHHHH *farts again* AHHHHHHH *frog jump* *turns into phrog*”