Random
Source Code
Random
To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.
The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.
not speaking to your partner while giving oral sex
GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ
When an elderly women is sucking you off and getting your cock wet and gives you a handjob to make your dick dry
My grandma gave me a zam job at Christmas dinner
A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how
James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl
Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie
Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?
Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
When a woman deep throats a bong.
Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!
A lean job is essentially a hand job, but incorporates the use of vaseline as a lubricant.
Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.