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port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017


No because God is good

I just figured out Alex O'Connor's racket.

Hym "So, here is how that works: Alex O'Connor is there to be said no to. Right? So he levies my criticism of religion in soft-ball fashion at the cultists... To which they ALWAYS RESPOND 'No because God is good.' I mean, you can watch his latest video or see is just an hour and 45 minutes of that. 'Don't you think it's evil for a deranged reality monster to create life just to subject it to torment?' And then the cultists goes 'No because God is good' and then Alex is like 'But it doesn't sound all that good' and the cultists responds 'No... It is though.' It's like my bit about 'Has knives.' Alex O'Connor just does the 'Has knives' bit with religious people. That's his job."

by Hym Iam November 15, 2024


single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018


Chair god

It is a lot of chairs balancing off eachother and not falling off

Lets build the chair god at break

by Kaddle April 30, 2021


Cap God

1 - Polo G’s alias
2 - a person with a high tolerance to mdma
3 - a person that is very good lying

lying in polo g crib off the x he call me cap god

by Ballista .50 June 9, 2022


Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore April 9, 2018


Hand of God

When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.

I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.

by Pompombear November 21, 2020