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A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.
Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.
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Some Steps On Your Foot You Say What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs
Vince: I Need A Remedy For Anxiety
Naboo: Here Have This (naboo blows dust in his face)
Vince: What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs I Asked For A Remedy Not Fucking Pixie Dust In My Face!
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It means that you are fucked, screwed, gonna die. Too bad for you.
I will jack you up 'til you bleed to death.
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A YouTuber who wastes his talent by drawing softcore porn drawings. Mostly of his one oc. Very overrated
Person 1: have you seen the new pajamapants jack video?
Person 2: no, because I'm not a fuckin incel
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This is the process of using a function on a bluetooth enabled phone, normally a Sony Ericsson, and browsing someones files without the permisson. If you take something, this is bluejacking.
Did you hear about Paris Hilton? Her phone got bluejacked and her sex video got out!
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Check out my personal fav. masturbation
"Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."
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A Jack of All Trades is a master at none, but often better than a master of one.
Person 1: You're a very well rounded person.
Person 2: I'm a Jack of All Trades.
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