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John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".

Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.

by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022


John

likes to say bacon

Friend: hey John how are you

John: Bacon

by sheeeeesh dawg January 7, 2022


john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.

“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”

by mycatisbetterthanyours January 29, 2022


john

best otter guy in the world he's so cool

john? that guy is fucking awesome

by coolest guy 13 November 24, 2021


John

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

by JOHNPHOBIC November 21, 2021


John

John

John

by Robert e wiggle bottom July 21, 2022


John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021