A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".
Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.
john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”
“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”
“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
best otter guy in the world he's so cool
john? that guy is fucking awesome
John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
A one nut wounder.
He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.