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A private story where you let your audience know who you would like to have sex with
I Will Like To Fuck ****** In My Private Time Story
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Noun. A public house, a bar. Rhyming slang on 'boozer'. See 'boozer'. British.
"Wanna go get a coupla drinks at the old all time loser?"
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Someone that does what they want, when they want, with who they want - and don't have to pay a penny.
"Did you see Becky Big time at WHP? She didn't even have to wait for a taxi!"
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When someone says they do something "all the time". Pioneered by Bradley, see below for original "all the time" moment.
Original All The Time Moment:
Brad: You have holes in your jumper for your fingers... I do that ALLLL THE TIME, like probably THREE YEARS AGO, at LEAST.
Aiden: (claps)
Brad walks off.
Me: Fuck.
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A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.
It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".
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a perosn that comes out at night to fuck you
chad:remember when pulled a midnight time troll and went to brads place and tryed to rape him
Jeff: ya
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When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.
Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
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