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shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!
thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?
me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why
I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning
The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;
When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:
1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue
2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"
Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise
When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation
1) Person 1: You're a dick!
Person 2: Piu
(Now Person 1 is the dick)
2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care
3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time
Person 2: Ohhh, piu.
secret code for when you want to get high with your MSA squad
.3 anyone?
Yo, I'm gonna be .3 in a couple of minutes, anyone wanna join?
Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.
For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.
"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"
He is the type of man who will never make you doubt your self worth he will always want to make you happy and treat you to your favourite things. He knows that making you happy is one of the things he enjoys getting to do, he’ll be there to wipe your tears away and give you attention when your upset. He’s the type of boyfriend that is sweet,kind,genuine, loving,funny,smart and very special. He would give anything to see you smile when your happy or upset. He can’t imagine his life without you because with you by his side he feels like he can do anything by having you. He definitely can make your day better with him being around you, his company feels like home and when I’m with him there’s no place I’d rather be than in his arms. He’ll be there when you need him and sometimes he can be crazy and a lot but he’s definitely a keeper and he’s mine Forever & Always♡
He is The love of my life and he is one of a kind in my eyes and he’s my whole world. He’s definitely a Jesse <3
Given to games considered by PEGI suitable for all ages.
Violence - PEGI 3 games can only contain some violence in a comical text; comical violence.
Bad Language - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Discrimination - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Drugs - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Fear - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Gambling - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Horror - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Mike: Hey, you wanna play this game called Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?
Jack: Pfft... No! That's PEGI 3! I'd rather play Doom Eternal!
Mike: That's one player though!
Jack: Well at least it's got the PEGI 18 rating, that means it's epic.
Mike: You're 15, not even old enough to play it.
Jack: Well.. I'd get mildly used to it, so it's not a problem. Now go so I can play Doom Eternal!
Mike: Fine...
Jack: Wait! You're like 14... right?
Mike: Yes?
Jack: Just play a horror game. They're cool as well.
Mike: What horror games are there for me that aren't rated 16 or 18?
Jack: What kind of question is THAT? There's FNaF, Dark Deception, Bendy and The Ink Machine and some others.
Mike: Fine... goodbye.