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Horny, Sexually aroused, waiting with haste, need of comfort, needy
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Slang. Another way of saying sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.
Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.
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when you cum in a girl on her period and proceed to drink the red tinted semen with a straw.
gf- “I’m sorry baby i’m on my period”
bf- “it’s ok, this is the perfect time to try red cream soda”
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To fart when someone is walking closely behind.
Oh man, i was walking up the stairs and i dropped a red shell on steve, hee was sick in the bin. wtf! hahaha
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The most true thing in the world
Im a Red Sox fan but still, as we all know, Red Sox suck
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When your getting head off a chick, as you cum remove your dick from her mouth and stab her in the eye repeatedly.
That chick is going to be taking drops for a month, she got the red-eye-ross treatment last night.
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When your thumb gets all red and sore from pressing the D-pad on a DS or other video game console for too long.
I was playing Mario 64 DS for 4 hours straight, so I got Red Thumb Syndrome.
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