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Joe is the name given to someone with the following characteristics.
A deep voice, sometimes comparable to batman. However this time he is the vilian. Joe enjoys throwing school busses full of disabled orphans at puppies with his huge biceps.
No one enjoys annoying Joe as he has a humungus shmeat stick and will whipe you to the floor with it.
Joe enjoys eating the souls of deceased victoriana children for breakfast and sometimes if he is feeling peckish, will have them for brunch.
Sometimes when Joe is bored, he goes to help in burning buildings but actually just skullfucks the bodies.
Joe is completely emotionless exept to his family.
"is it a bird?"
"is it a plane?"
"no! Its Joe!"
"what is he doing at the orphanage?"
The kid with the biggest dick on the Block. Hell fuck the shit out of your mom and dad any day of the week. He will put it so far down your brothers asshole he won’t shit for a fucking week. When girls ask why he uses condoms he says “Wrap it before you tap it”. He has a monstrosity of a penis too, it is 9.73inches soft.
I’m gonna pull a Joe and fuck the shit out of my 8 year old brother and make him not shit for a week.
Joe is typically not the smartest guy. at first, he's quite socially awkward, then he proceeds to be more awkward. he believes in sticking with your roots and being fresh. Joes normally have weird addictions and have sharp edge fetishes. You could find a joe in the middle of the woods wrestling a polar bear while wearing Send-o-Visions and being absolutely nude. He likes to use phrases like “sick bruh’ and “full send my dude”. He also has a weird obsession with cosplaying Justin Trudeau canoeing down a river, shirtless. Wearing bugs as mustaches is a hobby for a typical Joe. Despite all these traits, Joe will love you forever. whos that guy canoeing down the river? JO MAMMA!!
Teacher: (calling atendance) Bobby, and Sue! Did I miss anyone?
Kid: Yeah you missed Joe.... JOE MAMA! HA!
All the other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Crazy mf from Twitter that pleads the vaccine turns people into pedophiles
A: what religion are you ?
B: I follow joe’s words
<hey hows Joe?
<who the fuck is joe you dumbass cunt lookin ass hoe
<JOE MAMA