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A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.
Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.
Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
The classier version of Shits and Giggles
Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??
When a person is convincing another they will perform the act of coitus, but in return uses there facilities to perform a bowl movement, and upon finishing leaves the destination hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a Poop and Go
When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.
“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”
Derived from the late Latin word Diarrhoea.
An uncontrollable flow of waste from one’s bumhole; usually a result of an irritant of some kind, or a bowel disorder.
“I don’t feel good, I’ve had poop soup all day 🤢.”
“That sushi gave me the poop soup, why won’t it stop!?”
“HURRY UP! I HAVE POOP SOUP AND AM ABOUT TO SERVE DINNER IF YOU DONT LET ME USE THAT TOILET!!”
The aftermath of a juice cleanse; when one’s intestines contain so much liquid that their shit consists wholly of a fine liquid reminiscent of soup.
My body feels so clear after that cleanse, I just made some fuckin delicious poop soup