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When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob
“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”
The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.
We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.
A rimshot job is a rimshot that can be done in ANY kind of hole! Example, glory hole, squirrel hole, birdhouse, kangaroo pouches, 45 records, tree holes......
"Lucy, how come you gave Fred a rimshot job??"
JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?
A raw deal. Usually, something that looks good at first until you start.
Jim: Heyyy I hate this job I got!
Tina: In paradise makin bank?
Sara: Haha he just learned the beaches are doodoo and they lied, it's a Saipan job!
When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.
Dan: Do it now, dude.
the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.
I gave that bitch a skyrim job!