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John

a person with a big dick

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩

by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021


John

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands

Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!

by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022


John

The best boyfriend in the whole entire world! I mean this boy is gonna be the love of your life I STG this boy will take your breath away and steal your heart

Haley: who’s this John guy you always talk about

Savannah: oh, John is my boyfriend. The best one in the whole world! I am so in love with him!

Haley: awwwww!! I’m the third wheel!!!!!

by SassySavvy1273 January 25, 2021


John

An EL Italian boy who is secretly an animorph.

John? Are you an animorph?

by animorphlova May 4, 2022


John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021


John

Someone who plays blade and soul and normally is a whale.
Throws money easily.

Look at him....he is such a John

by narwei July 27, 2018


John

Most boring, fucking basic ass name

Person 1: Hey! What’s your name?
Person 2: John!
Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*

by Zxulh February 7, 2022