shitting bricks

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something

i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks

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Brick Year

The distance one can throw a Brick in a year. The current formula for a brick year is as follows:

1 brick second = 0.46 metres = 1 second of brick throwing/collecting

1 brick launch = 2.3 metres = 5 secs = 1 entire brick throw, walk to position, reset throw

1 brick day = 39.744 km = 17280 secs

1 brick year = 14516.496 km = 6311520 secs

This is purely theoretical because the brick would last 1.75 days (30240 secs, covering 69.552km) before it stopped resembling a brick. This is a phenomenon is called a rubble length.

Thats pretty far my friend, at least 3 Brick Years i'd say.

I can't understand light-years, I wish they'd convert it to Brick Years instead.

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brick bud

Any cannabis (marijuana) that is smuggled into the country, tends to come from mexico. It is of extremely low quality because: it was badly grown and/or has been impregnated (or, it was schwag to begin with) , it is dried way the hell out by the sun, then compressed and flattened into bricks, for ease of smuggling . All of the activities aformentioned cause the plant to lose THC. And by the time anyone is stupid enough to buy it, its got about 2%-3% THC. And when smoked, it tastes like shit, it harsh on your lungs/throat and will generally take 15-25 hits to actually feel a goddamm buzz.

Any real smoker would rather have a dimebag of White Widow than a kilo of brick bud.

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brick

A sanitary napkin. especially ones that are obviously outlined in pants when bending over.

Mom makes me wear those bricks instead of tampoons

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Canadian Brick

A fifteen pack of beer

"Hey, let's go pick up a Canadian Brick and get shitfaced eh."

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brick house

The best type of building to resist attacks from the big bad wolf.

Much more effective than straw, slightly more effective than sticks.

The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks, and said, "Please, man, give me those bricks to build a house with." So the man gave him the bricks, and he built his brick house with them.

So the wolf came, as he did to the other little pigs, and said, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."

"No, no, by the hair of my chinny chin chin."

"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in."

Well, he huffed, and he puffed, and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down.

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Gold Brick

A formal title given to a person who puts forth abosoutely no effort and contributes in no way to a group.

Also referred to as a labor pussy.

The entire Tunnel crew got Gold Brick this year..again
Vanderberg is such a Gold Brick

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