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When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.
Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."
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The act of sucking a queef out of a girls vagina then immediately blowing it into her butthole(loading the gun). Then quickly stick 3 fingers in her ass so she farts (Shooting the gun) and at the same time using your thumb to let air back in her vagina (reloading the gun)
Stephanie wanted me to give her a shotgun butthole last night but i couldnt get the timing right and she got pissed.
Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.
I gave him a magic shotgun last night.
Don't make me come magic shotgun you.
A form of diarrhea that is not only liquid like normal diarrhea, but come out of the anus at extreme pressure.
If you don't sit down fast enough when you have the shotgun shits, you won't hit the toilet. The wall looks like it was hit by a shotgun full of shit, hence the name Shotgun Shit.
Person 1: "last time i ate taco bell i got the shotgun shits"
Person 2: "damn, same"
A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer
bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol
The remnants of a shotgunned beer
There was mad shotgun shells on the ground after last nights party.