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When a girl comes over to your parent's house and you cook her eggs on the stove as foreplay for anal.
Last night I was cookin her eggs at my parent's house
To put a woman or women on a sink for the purpose of easy access during sexual intercourse. Similar to putting a woman on a table during sex.
I took that girl stacey home. My friend was in my bed so I put her on the sink.
When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.
At a Michael's Craft Store
Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"
Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"
When a woman has a nice ole fat butt.
Do she got that thang on her?
What twitter users say when they see a drawing of a slim woman
Twitter user: *sees a drawing of a realistic slim girl*
Twitter user: WHERE ARE HER ORGANS?! THIS IS UNREALISTIC AND FATPHOBIC *reports artist 8 times*
To have your dick sucked on. Referring to the dick touching the soft palate inside the mouth.
Check her out over there. I would definitely slap her palate.
When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.
She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!