8 hole

An eighth grader. 8 hole, 8-hole, eight hole, or eight-hole.

Sevies: (sees eighth grader)

Sevie1: “Hey look it’s an 8 hole!”
Sevie2 & 3: “Yeahhh!”
8 hole: “Ya sevies. Just wait until next year. I’ll be a freshmen and you’ll be a 8 hole.”
Sevies: “HA. That’ll never happen!”

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1 yr later

NEW 8 holes (old sevies): (crying*)
8 hole1: (sniff sniff*) “I can’t believe that 8 hole was right!”
8 hole1 & 2: “Yeah!”
NEW Freshmen (old 8 hole): (laughing*) “I told you! Now just wait until the new sevies see you! HA!”
8 hole3: “Do you mean a sixlet?”
NEW Sevie1 (old sixlet): “HA. LOOK AT THOSE 8 HOLES!”
8 holes: “SEVIES!”
Sevies: “EIGHT HOLES!”
(sevies and 8 holes fighting*)

crumpet hole

Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat

Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.

Poon Hole

vaginal canal or general reference to pussy, see also poon.

I was hiding this in my poon hole for you.

Saint hole

A lovley jelly (or somtimes syrup) filled hole for packing random objects in.

Nothing like a good saint holeing...Mmmm sticky.

hole sniffer

Polite term for one who is an asshole.

*As heard on Preston and Steve, 12/08

"Get off the road, hole sniffer!"

"Man, your dad's a real hole sniffer."

"You know, you can be a hole sniffer when you're drunk."

"Get your finger outta there, hole sniffer!"

Bingle hole

An expression used to define the anus, usually to describe incidents of pain.

That hurt like a sharp stick up the bingle hole!

Biffle bo bangle bungle, my bingle hole is bleeding like a lactacting grandma with goliath bird eating spiders!

Shvive Hole

When someone is taking a shit, and another person pisses between their legs.

Zach was taking a shit, and Mark just pulled a shvive hole, fucking wild!