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After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.
her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.
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While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.
Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."
Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."
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person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.
my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.
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The action of mopping someones dome (throwin hands) (hitting someone in the upper region of the body preferably the face or head)
"Yo keep ackin dumb i'll mop your dome"
When in Prison and working in the kitchen you get a female Correctional Officer to kneel atop a mop bucket. While giving one inmate mad head shots another inmate is ram roding her from behind, after a short while they spin the mop bucket and the roles reverse
Hey Deanna, you down for this mop bucket challenge ?
when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.
Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!
Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.
It's like a dirty sanchez from a male hooker named Henry.
One time Jon got a Henry Hot Mop over in Council Tucky for $20.00.
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