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Big Poo

It's just a picture of a sad cat, look it up

Big Poo is my favorite cat!

by Detective Dumbass March 1, 2022


hide a poo

the act of shitting in ones shoe and putting it back without them knowing

that swoogy at the gym is always fuckin with me.when he goes to the shower i'm gonna give him a hide a poo

by pope john smalls December 4, 2006


U-No-Poo

The infamous invention of the ingenius Weasley twins, from the popular fantasy series Harry Potter. As its name implies, U-No-Poo causes the unfortunate victim to have certain...difficulties with his or her metabolism. I am sure that a more explicit explanation is not necessary for the time being.

"Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worrying about U-NO-POO -- the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"

by Remus Lupin July 8, 2006

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deja poo

Dejavu but shit

deja poo
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee

by woolf๐ŸฆŠ January 7, 2022

24๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poo Rag

A rag, which one may use to remove excess faeces from the anal area.
Also, insult.

Melissa is being a right Poo Rag.

by Arnold Trevor Humphrey-Brown McDuffleWuffle May 25, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


poo pauser

one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS

guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?

by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johnny Poo Poo Pants

Slang term for someone who consistently has very large and smelly boul movements. These people are known for clogging toilets and clearing houses.

Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!

Jan is a Johnny Poo Poo pants because she has broke 3 toilets over the past 6 months and often causes people to vomit if they are within 200 yards of a restroom she has used.

by {Code Monkey} May 22, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž