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An affection name for someone younger than you like a small kid or a baby.
father talks to baby Peek a boo gucci goo!
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When a guy masturbates but doesn't clean up. Then it starts to get cold. Usually happens in a bed.
"Last night I was watching Ass Fuck #9 and Jacked off, and the I slept in my cold goo."
"Dude, you are fucked!"
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A marijuana spiked dessert commonly made by hippies for hippies and consists of ganja, peanut butter, chocolate, flour, and a smorgasbord of other headie ingredients.
Guy 1: Hey brah, how much for the goo ball?
Guy 2: 1 for 5, 3 for 10.
Guy 1: F that dude- I'm not a custie
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the shit thats like mashed potatoes in your underpants
fart paste uh-oh fart
ohh man i just had an uh-oh fart that has fart paste that feels like doo-goo
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Using Google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.
"What's the proper pronunciation of Cannes? Is it 'can' or 'con'?" "I dunno. Go do your Goo-diligence."
"Is it a blind date?" "Sort of, but I did my Goo-diligence on him, and he's okay."
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a male who is splooged upon as a joke
malcom is a goo baby
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The gooey mess made when some dumbass playing Pokémon Go gets run over by a truck, car, van, train or any other motorized vehicle. Can also be made when the dipshits walk of cliffs or tall buildings.
Did you hear another millennial was turned to Pokemon goo in Central Park? At least he won't be able to reproduce!
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