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L man’s is to describe a persons actions towards a friend.
“Your and L mans for choosing to hang out with them instead of me.”
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A sexual activity which requires the Chicago L train (preferably the blue or green line), a homeless person and enough money to pay for two ventra passes. When you acquire all of the above necessities, board the L and fuck.
There are added benefits and it's not a complete dirty l unless you end up with a tooth in your mouth that is not yours.
"Yeah, I went to Chicago over spring break last year."
"Did you do the dirty l?"
"It's not a trip to Chicago unless you do."
When you muck up real bad, and look like an idiot. An undeniable idiot in front of many people and all they can do is give you that look, the "what the fuck!?" look. The 'damn this kid's a dumb ass look". Too stupid to function...
Teacher: Ian, name the world's largest country?
Ian: Ahhhh...Popeyes chicken..?
Teacher: (The what the fuck did he just say look)
Class: (damn, this kid is stupid look)
Diagnosis: L's syndrome
Dalton L
The act in which five or more homosexual male individuals, partake in oral activities with two adult elephants and several black stallion male horses while excreting their feces on their deceased grandfathers in an abortion clinic for 15 year old pregnant teenagers .After the oral ceremony each homosexual man who partook in the activities must give a small child or midget a 2 ounce glass of fermented elephant anal nectar. Meanwhile the mothers of the homosexual individuals are to be triple penetrated by 3 of the black stallion horse penises ,the following morning the homosexuals are required to abduct several leukemia patients and make them clean up the aftermath of the oral ceremony. Finally to conclude the Dalton L the homosexuals men must self willingly sew each others mouths to the rear exterior of their fellow homosexual Conrad. Thus concludes the Dalton L.
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"Dude, there was one extreme Dalton L at the party last night!"
"I know dude, I was in it"
Literally and figuratively. When something you say can conveniently have this type of double meaning - proper replacement for saying literally all the damn time.
Girl, I bought that cheap lotion on sale and I payed for it, l and f. Ugh, my skin is all itchy and greasy right now.
Other girl: What you pay is what you get, l and f.
Honestly gayest guy I have ever met
Did you see that guy Isaac L. hook up with James R. the other day?
Yeah dude they are gay as shit
L-Action (TM) is power of your Language combined with the Power of Actions to create the Reality you are living.
If you don't like your life, then the first thing you have to do is look at your language (How are you talking - to yourself and others? When you are talking or thinking, is it primarily focused on what you don't like or don't want? If it is, you have to change your language in order to change your perspective. What your brain focuses on is what it will look for more of in your environment.). Next, you have to look at your Actions. (Do you say you want a raise at work, but stay on Facebook all day or spend all day texting your friends? Your actions have to match or support your words! ACT in a way that will achieve what you want for yourself. It's not going to come to you with you sitting on your behind.)
L-Action (TM) as a concept was originally created by a non-profit organization, Genesis - The Awareness Company, in 2012. It is used by both Genesis and their subsidiary, GTAC Coaching and Consulting, in their teaching and consulting work. GTAC specializes in working with student athletes in both high school and college.