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when something you encounter evokes a myriad of contradicting emotions all at once.
Article: "For reintroduction to go smoothly, the cub’s environment must be free from human influence, which is why the researchers must don panda costumes before physically handling the baby bear."
Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.
In the making of a baby bunny burrito and her love....only one burrito blanket will b used. They have to be cuddling inside
Nia and Joey will have to be together inside of a burrito blanket because of the burrito rule
1. A burrito that is conveniently eaten by all who observe it
2. A girl willing to have wild sex on a Tuesday night.
1. Dude i saw that convenient burrito and i ate some!
2. Man i got me a convenient burrito last night.
When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.
She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.
The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell
Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night
When you sit on his face and his nose Gets caught in the flaps. Resulting in suffocation. You just got a Benny burrito.
I Benny burrito to him last night
A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them
Your a good little cock burrito aren't you