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The general of a 10,000 man army who sought to conquer a group of 1,669 homosexual soldiers,(69-71 AD). During said battle, he came to realize that he, in fact, was a raging homosexual. He then proceeded to remove his genatalia from his person. Two dwarfs of the underworld then emerged from the fiery abyss and carried off his penis to the depths of hell. He was then reborn from the ashes and placed on the earth in the year 1989 AD for one sole purpose, to hunt and capture as many men's asshole as humanly possible. Of course, scientific facts often reject the theory of such "General Lee", however, it remains popular among wive's tales and folk lore.
Craig Lee may attempt to persuade his victims in an unorthodox manner. He flaunts his gayness and usually disregards the fact that others may not be equally or even slightly homosexual. Nevertheless, he will use relentless tactics such as extremely detailed and erotic situations in which he promises to thoroughly pleasure you far more intensely than any woman may ever dream of.
i.e. "Yeah, you want me to put your dick in my mouth while you shit all over my well kempt garden, only to witness me rubbing and completely immersing myself in your fecal matter. I will stick your dick in my asshole and fuck you so hard you will wish you could be on top of a mountain to scream my FUCKING name when you cum harder than you ever have in your entire life. Craig Lee my name."
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Asian kid who enjoys calling the cops on crippled children. Low quality person. About to get shanked
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Australian cricketer, widely renowned for having the finest arse in international cricket.
That boy is built like Brett Lee.
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Amy lee is the lead singer of the band Evanescence, which debuted in main stream music in 2003 with "Bring me to Life"
Amy lee was choir president during high school, and was involved in many choir competitions. She actually taught the class sometimes!
Amy wrote most of the lyrics and vocals on fallen, including choir arrangements.
It is rumoured that Ben Moody, former member of Evanescence, was engaged with Amy a loooong time ago...Who knows? Who cares.
HONESTLY, I AM A BIG FAN OF EVANESCENCE
WHY? IT WASN'T BRING ME TO LIFE - IT WAS THEIR PERFORMANCE ON THE AMA'S OF "GOING UNDER"...AMY DID SUCH A GREAT JOB...
I think its hard to find artists that are actually artists now-a-days with Hilary Duff (lip syncs) and Britney Spears (also lip syncs)
Amy sings live, and she has the best voice i have ever heard.
Haters can go F-U-...themselves.
She IS talented, and real and that is that.
Grammy winner
millions of records sold
amazing voice
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Bruce Lee is what everyone in the world should strive too be. Bruce Lee is God.
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Main Vocalist of World ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐จ๐ฉ girl group Dreamcatcher. She is known as Womanizer and even got 50k wives. She love all her wifeys equally but nothing can top her love for her first wife named ๐๐๐ข ๐ฝ๐ค๐ง๐. She invented a very popular word ๐๐๐จ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐จ. Some Men used to hate her because their girlfriend left them for her.
Lee Siyeon is collecting girls every single day.
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