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Something you would normally do with a girl but instead you do it high with your guy friends as no females are available.
(Being in the high state makes it not gay)
Hey bro she doesn't want to go to the movies shall we make it a mate date?
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(Noun) Friends that aren't so well endowed/have small breasts, relatively female.
I'm just hanging out with my flat mates
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Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.
Oy old mate, You. Me. Outside the R-ey. Right Now.
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Boatswains Mate is a word with more than one meaning.
1.A useless position, typically in a naval workplace, for which the only qualification is proper color vision.
2.Easily angered, when subordinates do less work than they do.
3.Micromanagement skills are key to success in this rate.
4.One who likes to snitch.
5.If male, typically has a petite penis, however, if female typically has penis.
6.Is anxiously watching the news for a repeal of "Don't ask, Don't tell"
7.Expendable, little to no actual value to the Armed Forces.
8.If angered, expect lots of furious ranting, but due to lack of manhood, retaliation is unlikely.
9.Recent studies have shown that the average Boatswains Mate Cries himself to sleep due to the lack of testosterone in his bloodstream. If female, she cries herself to sleep due to a lack of male attention.
10.Evidence shows that Boatswains Mates were used instead of Monkeys in Russian space experiments.
11.Can be used in place of any insult. Such as: Toolbag, Duche, Steaming Pile of Shitbag, Bench Rider, Dumbass, Cum Guzzler, Parasite, Influenza, Shit Stain
"Dude, dont be such a worthless waste of time." Becomes "Dude dont be such a Boatswains Mate"
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The example of a person your teacher uses.
So, imagine me and my friend, lets just call him "Old Mate".
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No a boy mate is not some one who has been 'friend zoned' he is your mate that's a guy, yes people it is actually possible for a guy and a girl to be just friends, without any heart ache. Usually that guy that you e known since birth, great kid.
Sophia: Hey Ben, just ringing to say you left your footy at mine...
Ben: great what's for tea I'll be right over.
Sophia: bloody Boy mates
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