Alchy Face

The face and physical appearance of an achy that has drank copious amounts of booze, liquor, wine, beer, and spirits for some years - and the effects are showing.

You can spot a person like this a mile away.

Their face is always super red and their nose is bulbous with broken capillaries Their lips are puffy, pale, and drawn into a slobbering grin. Their eyes are all bloodshot and unfocused. Often they have whiskey nubs.

Hutch staggered off his recliner after slamming a forty ounce. He took a huge puff off his pipe packed with Oxy's, then barely made it to the bathroom to vomit.

He peered in the mirror at his haggard alchy face, and then laughed.

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lenny face

A unicode emoticon used when something might be edgy.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OP: mr. krabbes lives in bikini bottom.
Lenny: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(lenny face)

OP:booty
Lenny: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(lenny face)

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Watching face

A person who don't Mind their beeswax; A person who don't stay in their lane

Him: I got the kill bro
Her: Who shits you killed
Him: Why you watching face?

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coal face

Originally used with reference to miners i.e those who remove coal from the 'face' of the mine, its now more commonly used to mean any work closest to the frontline

Managers have no idea how hard it is for a sparky these days because they never have to work at the coal face.
I love pulling apart engines. Its great to get my hands dirty at the coal face.

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laptop face

After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.

Person 1: "dude did you just get back from holiday?"
Person 2: "nah just some serious laptop face"

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butter face

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.

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hummus-face

A hummuscidal raging leb commonly found on irc channels. Known for raging hard over the smallest things.

"<p> sup hummus-face"
"<l> your mothers a whore!"