18+ corner

A corner in a videostore for people who can't get a decent girlfriend(one that costs you a lot of money, whores don't count) and have to jerk themselves off to get them to feel good.

Go to a videostore...

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November 18

People born on this day are usually friends with the pretty and popular girls that everyone likes yet nobody likes them. They’re usuall dancers, and everyone thinks their boy best friends are gay.

“she’s born on November 18? No wonder nobody likes her”

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December 18

December 18 is billies eilish’s birthday so if you were born on December 18 YOU ARE THE BADDEST BITCH so you slay queen/king and that’s on what? That’s on PERIOD

December 18

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18 NOVEMBER

National fuck you’r homies day

guy 1 “homies, you know what day it is?”
guy 2 “18 november”
guy “its fuck you’r homies day”

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October 18

Dirty Day get hella dirty in any way you want without it meaning anything - real-life and online 😎

Chad: Hey baby whatchu feeling
Brittany: I'm down for anything, I mean why not it's October 18

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18 money

“18 Money” is the money a Native American receive once they turn 18.

NA 1: hey man, you wanna go on a trip?
NA 2: yeah sure, I’m just waiting till I get my 18 money.

April 18

ON THIS DAY THE KINDEST,NICEST,LOYALEST , INDEPENDENT & BEAUTIFUL PERSON WAS BORN, THIER ARE THE REALEST PERSON WILL HAVE ON YOUR SIDE & THIER ARE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE INSIDE & OUT , NO MATTER WHAT THIER ALWAYS WILL HAVE A GOOD HEART ,

GIRL 1 : “ ITS APRIL 18 “

GIRL 2 : “ I KNOW ITS THE MOST KINDEST PERSON BIRTHDAY “

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