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A really goofy looking guy he is very innocent and had done nothing wrong but since he is a nigga people think he's gonna shoot up the school.
"Nah bro act like Jamal Jackson the 3rd we can't just trust him for nothing that's crazy."
When two people are having a conversation and you don't really contribute anything, you just kind of feed off of it. Sometimes even through eavesdropping.
Guy 1: Did you see the new marvel movie?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!
Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling
This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
When you leave work and are still on the clock getting paid to go home or somewhere to fuck.
Jason is a 3rd party Gigolo leaving work on the clock to go fuck girl.
You think you have it bad, try living in that 3rd world shithole.
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Similar to 3rd wheeling but the only reason you don't have date of your own is that you're a fat ass thus counting as two people.
Boyfriend (To Girlfriend): Why is that fat girl following us around all the time?
Girlfriend (To Boyfriend): I'm sorry she's 3rd and 4th Wheeling but I felt bad that she was alone.
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a somewhat uncertain outcome - maybe some football enthusiast can be more specific
comment on one of yesterday's Wisc. recall races:
Kristopher Rowe, the leader of the Darling recall effort, said he's disappointed but he hasn't given up hope that Pasch can still pull it out. He said it isn't a Hail Mary but more like a 3rd and 10.
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