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1. Noun: The act of two people performing oral sex to each other at the same time, in which the man is on top, performing cunnilingus, and lowers his penis down into the mouth of the woman.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex at the same time, but with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. Sometimes accompanied by a Blackjack.
1. Noun: Guy 1, "I gave Sally a Reverse 69 last night."
Guy 2, "Cool. Did you give her a blackjack as well?"
2. Verb: Girl, "Let's Reverse 69 tonight!"
Guy, "Okay, but let me drink some laxative first."
Girl, "Why?"
Guy, "No reason."
Sexual meanings; Often used as a joke to say a number or answer like on a test
Lola: What's the answer to number 6?
Jake:Number 69!
Lola:U stupid little nasty motherfucker!
The crown jewel of road head. When the female is in the driver's seat. The male puts his hands on the brake and gas, and his legs behind the driver's head. Then they proceed to 69 each other.
We were driving down I-85 when we decided to take a detour onto Route-69.
The fighting 69 is when you and your partner both take a shot of sriracha sauce and then go down on each other, the first one to tag out has to do dishes, or some other unwanted household chore.
Husband: "How about we go for the fighting 69 to see who has to vacuum the house."
Wife: "I think I would rather just vacuum the house."
When Joe irritates Araon, so Araon slaps Joe back, so Joe gives Araon a bloody nose, so Araon breaks Joe's arm, so Joe disembowls Araon.
Bascially anywhere that there's an escalation of conflict and no side can see the other's POV porn due to internet censorship, so they just keep fucking eachother round'n'round like jackrabbits with pent-up sexual energy, causing more blood to bleed with every thrust until one side is fucking deaaad.
I'm looking forward to a livid year on the Gaza Strip what with all the gaza 69 as of late.
The act of blowing your load in someones sunscreen bottle
Remember to wear lots of SPF 69 under the Australian Sun