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fat pizza is the funniest fucken show goin out. it is filmed in bankstown which is in sydney australia. The show is made by lebos but they arnt gay cunt lebs like most of em there sick fucken cunts.
Tommo: oi ben braz u watchin pizza 2nite
Ben: i neva miss dat show adlay
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Some green shit they put on your 5 dollar hot and ready at Little Caesars. That Makes it taste so much better, and it's FREE!!!! Mostly got by people that smoke to much weed, so they aren't afraid to ask for it.
Dude 1 "I'm going to little Caesars anyone want anything"
Dude 2 "Ya large Sausage with pizza weed"
Dude 1 "What?"
Dude 2 "They'll know what you mean"
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1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.
2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.
1. I had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.
2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.
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Commonly refered to the imfamous guy from the cheap 1970's porn movies who "delivers large meat pizzas" to all the ladies.
Hey wait a second your not the pizza man...
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when two or more people fight over which restaurant has the superior pizza.
Josh: No way man , mikes pizzeria is the best pizza in town!
Nick: hell no! the crust at mikes pizza is like a cracker. mama mias pizza has deep dish pizzas and that amazing zesty sauce.
Josh: yeah but mikes pizza has free toppings.
Nick: lets decide, ill get a slice from mama mias and you'll get one from mikes and we will decide who is the top pie so we can finally end this pizza politics that has been going on for 5 years
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When the pubic hair of a red-headed male or female exceeds the limits of their bikini line, forming the shape of a slice of pizza.
At the pool party, Chloe's pube pizza decided to make an appearance as she competed in the limbo contest.
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A prank wherein you hang out in front of an apartment complex, waiting for the inevitable pizza delivery guy to show up (with someone else's order) - and you buy it. A real-life "man in the middle" attack, so to speak.
Roommate: "I'm bored - anyone down for Pizza Roulette?"
You: "Hell yeah - lemme grab my smokes!"
(out front of the building, a few cigarettes later, a pizza delivery guy shows up)
You: "Hey, is that pizza for apartment, uhhh.."
Pizza Delivery Guy: (looks at box) "Apartment 231?"
You: "Yeah, that's us!"
(you pay, he leaves)
You: "Ahh, shit. Anchovies and extra olives - nasty!"
(later)
Guy In Apt. 231: "Hey, where's my motherfuckin' pizza?"
Pizza Shop: "Uhhh.. it was delivered and paid for..?"
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