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butt jousting

The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.

Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.

by sexy_sara21 October 17, 2013


butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster July 26, 2008


Galileo butt

When a person is convinced that their butt is round, but everyone else says that you have flat butt.

If you ever said, "My butt looks great in these jeans." And someone responds "your butt is flat!" You have Galileo butt!

If you suffer from Galileo butt, you are not alone, the world just needs to catch up.

by LeJohn James August 1, 2018


catch a butt

Verb: to smoke a cigarette

"Hey, I'm just gonna go catch a butt, then we'll get going."

by CESkootchy October 13, 2007


Butt Snugging

Non-sexual snuggling between two men. Both men strip naked. The snugee gently spreads his cheeks and the snugger places his johnson in between them, then spooning and snuggling commences. This technique can be used to stay warm in survival situations.

Andrew and I were lost in the woods overnight. The only way to avoid freezing to death was butt snugging.

by fkndskvjsfnvkne February 12, 2016


Butt grenade

The act of not fully wiping after dropping a duece and then commencing to fart in a persons general direction. sending tiny feces shrapnel everywhere.

Holy shit! He just left off a huge butt grenade.

look out, a butt grenade!

by Str8sk8r June 14, 2010


butt yawn

The first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.

My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.

by Nacho Burris November 17, 2016