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The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.
Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?
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A person who wears the same shirt every friday.
Troy: Hey Friday Man!
Dylan: haha I guess im friday man cause i wear the same shirt every friday!
The excessive sweat build-up under an obese man's man-boobs.
Wow, that dude's got some nasty man-swoob going on.
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A celestial being capable of destroying the entire multiverse by just thinking about it, a being so immensely powerful that it cannot grow weaker despite age. A being so absolutely woke that it cannot even conceptionlise sexuality or genders. A celestial being that can memorize the first 100,000 digits of pi, a being that can commit tax fraud and destroy the economy without them knowing a single fucking thing of it, a being so fast that whenever he has sex he can impregnate 2073 individuals by just 0.79 seconds. A being so attractive that it makes Chad look like the weakest individual on the planet.
In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.
Pope: Let us pray now, brothers.. pray that he is watching... pray that our lord Pepsi man is watching... pray that he will give us strength, knowledge, and freedom. Let us pray, my brothers!
Pepsi Man: the fuck they doing over there.
pictures or situations in manga and anime that involve men and are used to excite female of gay male viewers.
bob: "did you see the man service in that bishonen anime where those two guys accidentally kissed?"
jill: "yeah that was totally man service"
1) A person who acts all high and mighty, but is actually weak-willed and pathetic in reality.
2) A sorry excuse for a man, one who acts smug and in-control, but is actually a wet napkin.
3) A fake person, when put under pressure or are called out they seem to crumble.
Don't listen to him, he is a paper man through and through
Greg thinks he's king of the world, but everyone knows he's actually a paper man
Of the highest class; classiest of all.
The embodiment of a classic in the flesh. To be a Classic Man is the highest honor one may obtain in a society. A women may not become a Classic Man refer to Fox
You’re a classic man.
He is a classic man.
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