Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.
Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.
Shan is so smooth brained
The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
A derogatory term used to describe an individual perceived as lacking intelligence and exhibiting quickness to anger. The term is inspired by the koala, a mammal known for its aggressive behavior and cognitive limitations. Despite having a diet exclusively consisting of eucalyptus leaves, a koala might starve if presented with pre-picked eucalyptus, underscoring the reference to an extreme lack of problem-solving ability.
She kept arguing that the Earth is flat, and everyone started to realize she might just be a smooth brain.
His blind support for the Republican Party’s climate change denial made him seem like a smooth brain, ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
Smooth brain is an insult that refers to an unintelligent person. Supposedly, the intricacy of one's knowledge is represented by the wrinkles on their brain. If their brain is smooth and lacks wrinkles, their knowledge lacks intricacy, and they are therefore stupid.
What a smooth brain that person is.
Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina
That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell