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Dowling Catholic High School

A private high school located in West Des Moines Iowa. They are a religious school affiliated with the Catholic Church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. They beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the crap out of the other teams in Iowa. They are commonly referred to as the "New York Yankees of the CIML". Dowling has gained it's athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in Iowa, most notably Valley High School, contrarily, I do not blame them, because at Valley High School, people are encouraged to suck penises for money.

FB player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from Dowling Catholic High School?
FB player 2: yeah man, i'm gonna go but only because they have more black people than us

by jackhackutterback October 16, 2011

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St. Louis Catholic School

A school that somehow got 1# private school in Austin although being the worst pick for such a prize, Being full of thots and hoes this school is just a whorehouse with semi-good girls

St. Louis Catholic School is cool.

by hong-van liquor April 3, 2019

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Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy

A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.

Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”

by Suntan Dave December 8, 2021


Guerin Catholic High School

Racist school filled with Rich kids. Girls only date white dudes there and black kids there act white except one. The school is very clicky and dumbasses date each other from the same friend group. If you are different then you don't belong at the school because every rich white kid at that school acts the fucking same. People at that school act like they fuck with you when they really talk shit about you behind your back. Retards like to flex their money and flex about their private jets. The basketball team is so bad and they need more black people on it especially the football team. People say the N word in front of the black students but they can't fight back because they are not trying to get expelled out of an expensive as fuck school. There is no events at the school only fine arts shit and the formal is just a bunch of people fucking around. The teachers are good, well some of them.

Guerin Catholic High School is a fine arts school

by Daniel Traps March 4, 2022


Trinity Catholic College Lismore

A strict crack-den housing ~1,000 students. Vaping is strictly prohibited.

“Yo, did you see some year 8 from Trinity Catholic College Lismore got suspended for vaping?”

“Yeah, but if you go over to the senior site you can sink cones in the bathroom”

by Q. Berty July 13, 2021


Montini Catholic High School

a catholic school that isn’t even catholic, everyone is fake, kids smoke weed, get into fights and don’t care about no but themselves. Go Broncos

your fake, you must go to Montini Catholic High School

by wowsers April 12, 2019


Crossing it up, Catholic Style

A handshake in the motion of the Catholic cross. It starts out as a normal handshake, then the hand position is changed so just the fingers are connected. From that point, the movement is up, down, then left to right and vice versa. The left to right movements should be done to the direction of the coolest person taking part in the shake. After the shake is done, it is optional for one to say "Cross it up," and the other to finish it by adding on "Catholic Style"

Person one: Oh look, Johnny and Tony are crossing it up, catholic style!
Person two: Yeah, they really must love Catholicism!!
Person three: STFU you idiots, catholics suck

by J. C. Sampson November 4, 2005

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