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And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.
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Simplified and modified cuisines copied from all over the world. Mostly hearty and greasy food, they are pan-fried, deep fried or baked. Seldomly steamed, and do not include other body parts from any animal besides their meats. Since fast food restaurants are so abundant in America, one could argue that American food actually implies fast food.
"I will show you what real American food is all about - super-size the fries and three patties, please."
"Despite ice-cream was invented by the Chinese, pizzas by the Italians, only Americans can make them taste so good and fattening! I love American food!"
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Frikkin' Delicious!!!!
I love Chinese food, especially with a lot of shrimp and baby lobsters.
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Usually chinese food but it can be any asian food.
Let's go order some gook food.
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A place with natural "whole food" but it's really expensive. Also known as "whole paycheck".
I went down to Whole Paycheck today for lunch. Their food bar is $5.99. It cost me $10 to get something decent.
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A local grocery store where people go and spend every last penny in their pocket on beer, chips, dip, and more beer. Also known as "the place to be on a Friday afternoon".
Let's go to Food Lion and have a shopping spree!!
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Lupe Fiasco's new album. Features such good songs like "Kick Push" and "I Gotcha."
About time he put that fucking Food and Liquor album out, it's been like 6 months since he released the first single.
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