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A lot of Asians are named Alex.
Valedictorian of the year goes to....Alex Nguyen
Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Alex is such a very unique girl. She isn't a try-hard at all! Surprisingly, she doesn't even give much effort yet already popular. Most people tend to get jealous of her and copy her. It's basically kind of a DREAM for a persom to hang out with her. Those who are her friends are lucky because they have the most luckiest person as a friend in their life. She is also very cute yet annoying. Once she has warmed up with you, she will treat you like she is your little sister! Though she gets really annoyed when people copy her, she is slightly proud that she is basically a 'role-model' for them!
Girl: I am popular now because I hang out with Alex
Boy: OMG!! lol Alex is sooo funny and cute!
Boy: Her awkward faces are so weird and funny yet so amazing! I can't even do that!
Girl: I wish I could Ben just like her!
Alex The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Alex is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving.
You are lucky to have an Alex in your life.
Once you meet an Alex, you will never want to let him go.
Alex is the definition of secsy. Alex is usually a very secsy man that everyone likes. Alex's are short, but that doesnt mean they arent secsy.
The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.
Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
A beautiful GIRL
that deserves the world today and tomorrow
Alex is so amazing Yea obviously it’s Alex