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About a dicks length

Anywhere from 5.5-12 inches apart

Boss: HEY I NEED THESE CRATES ABOUT A DICKS LENGTH APART!
Worker1: How do we determine that?

Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***

All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)

by tuggertugger August 16, 2015

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Sounds about white

A phrase often used by racists to attribute some behavior of a bad actor to the Caucasoid race. It's frequently seen in youtube comments. It's rarely pointed to as racism by self appointed PC police and social justice deputies. The failure to see it as racism is further helped by certain retarded individuals, attempting to change the definition of racism, who hold that racism cannot be perpetrated by "underprivileged" races or against the "privileged" white race.

Nubianprincess: That crazy cracker just topped his cheerios with a tide pod.
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Pantherpower: @ Nubianprincess Sounds about white.
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้˜ป็ข: @ Nubianprincess Statistically, race x, y, or z is more likely to eat tide pods.
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Cuckforblacky: @ ้˜ป็ข WTF, you're a racist POS. You should just die.

AfricanKing: @ ้˜ป็ข Eat shit, white nationalist Trump tard.

้˜ป็ข: @ AfricanKing I voted for Hilary and I'm Asian.

WokeAF : Us whites have issues for sure ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆ โ™€๏ธ

by dontplacate January 22, 2019

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Read all about it

When someone is being not just extra, but " EXTRA EXRTA" dramatic about a situation.

You need to calm down Keri, you are being so "Read all about it"

by SirK1784 April 24, 2019

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How about now?

Used in conjunction with can you see me now? to invoke rage and add insult to injury.

*Move to other side of victim and say* "How about now?"

by Random Guy July 24, 2004

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All about that bass

This song is by far the most...

Fucking stupid of all Meghan Trainor songs. And all of her songs are stupid. This song is tired, out dated, and annoying. Also this phrase is used to describe fatness

Radio: Because you know I'm all about that bass
Everyone: Ya we know you're fat

by SALERMI Man March 13, 2015

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didn't cry about it

a negative response to "Cry about it". once used, the phrase "Cry about it" will be completely ineffective.

person 1: bro you suck
person 2: cry about it
person 1: didn't cry about it

by an anonymous that roams around December 24, 2021

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All About that Bass

Crappy song by Meghan Trainor that's supposedly about how the bass guitar is like the thickness of a song or the bottom, relating to the body like that, yet it doesnt even have a bass drop or any real bass that can be heard over the shitty melody and fake ass lyrics.

It's become popular because it inspires obese woman despite it being a fucking terrible song, even the one singing it is fat, and they even include a fat guy in the video, it looks like she's trying to make fun of herself.

400 pound woman: Yeah i'm all about that bass.
Ideal body weight woman: Shut the fuck up already you're a fucking hippo.

by Ferb City October 18, 2014

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