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"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)

A bs excuse used by many lazy or stupid people who don't feel like reading a lot of info via books, essays, emails, "confusing" long anything written or typed (known to be TLDR). It also makes communication difficult between them and wordy intelligent people they clash with. Such people bully or treat the wordy people badly and also treat them as if they are from a lower caste.

They tend to be popular, because of the number of lazy people who also use their mentality as an excuse not to write or talk a lot like wordy/honest/open people. They typically get confused/disturbed/annoyed by anyone who talks/writes a lot. They call the wordy people crazy and get them into trouble/refuse them services.

Because of the "ADD" epidemic more people are lazy when it comes to reading and comprehension of large amounts of info. Because of the social difficulties, the smarties tend to be outcasts, some pretend to be dumb and quiet just to fit in and even secretive to the point of getting away with crimes like the lazies, while the wordy get into more trouble because of the trend of laziness and less talking/writing being considered sane and normal.

The dumbing down of education in the US may be the reason why so many people talk and write less than their wordy counterparts. The wordy are even diagnosed or undiagnosed with Asperger's, which is a label created by less wordy lazy less intelligent people.

"(long typed email or other communication)." -Smart/Wordy person A

"What? I am confused by what you said."/"TLDR" or (Ignore)/(incriminate/lockup smart person), etc. -Stupid/Lazy/"ADD" person B

"Why/what?" -Person A

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)". -Person B

by Anonymousfemale April 11, 2014

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Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 28, 2023


oof abuser

ABUSES THE WORD OOF, uses it for no reason or "just because", and an oof abuser may also spam the word oof.

Example of an oof abuser:
-Mark: oof

-Jesse: you ok
-Mark: ye bruh just saying oof
-Jesse: why tho
-Mark: Just because

by December 19, 2020


Item Abuse (SMM2)

Item Abuse in SMM/SMM2 is vastly different than the three ROM-hacks created by PangaeaPanga. Item Abuse in Super Mario Maker is mainly focused on holdable "Items" that are in the game. It ranges from Shell Jumps and Midair Item tricks, to extremely difficult item juggling levels.

"I just watched a video of an Item Abuse (SMM2) level called 'Shutdown' by Random5314."

by Malinkel_ May 23, 2022


Retardation Abuse

When someone makes fun of a retarded person.

Stop saying that, its retardation abuse.

by Duhduhs May 5, 2023


cuddle abuse

When you cuddle your cat (or dog) when they don't like it.

I frequent cuddle abuse my cat. He hates when I love on him, but I can't help it because he's so cute.

by WomperWompWompy February 12, 2024


Chair abuser

Chair abuser better known as Karl Jacobs
Who fucking jumps on his chair

Ah look the chair abuser is back

by Renboob September 8, 2021