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One that avoids work by showing fake covid results; one who will say that he or she was in close contact with another person that tested positive for covid-19. Most of these individuals are government employees.
The Covid Sham Artist named Chase, will be out another week. When real work needs to be done, the Covid Sham Artist strikes again.
An individual who is involved in either:
1)Comedic delivery of wit in front of a small audience.
2)Regularly providing 'one-liners' with the purpose of amusement.
Anthony: Have you seen my keys Tony?
Tony the 'crack-up artist': Yes I sure have, there they are.. Not!
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an expert at telling you bull shit. Usually has a degree to back up their bull shit.
Example 1:
Psychiatrist: You are suffering from severe depression.
Defenseless kid: no. I feel fine.
kids parents: Johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.
(in this example the Psychiatrist is a master bull shit artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull shit)
Example 2:
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)
man: this is crap
artist: no, you just don't get my art
man: oh, I see it now
(in this example, the artist is not only a bullshit artist but an artist as well!)
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A person, Female or Male whos occupation it is to manicure, pedicure, maintain or enhance finger and toe nails with acrylic, gel, or fabric wrap.
when you go to get your nails done you go to a keratin enhancement artist
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Anyone who randomly makes shit up for shear entertainment of hearing them self talk. For example a complusive or pathological liar.
Listen to Doug talkin all dat bullshit. He's a ol' make up artist from way back.
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A person that makes a simple pice of art, marking it at an unreasonable price. (Usally somthing you could easily do at home)
"Ugh. Look at those diva duct tape artists."
"Yea I know! I coud easily make a duct tape covered piece of cardboard! They even make books on it..."
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Someone who's able to do a variety of odd jobs, such as cleaning, babysitting and cooking
Cristina has to babysit and clean the Fentons' house. She's such an Odd-job artist
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